hollow ween October 09, 2005

The best thing to be for Halloween, is ideally something big and cumbersome that limits your mobility. I have some ideas for what to be this year.

1. a tomato (see above sketch)

2. A frisbee

3. fried egg

4. ostrich

5. que tip

I'm gladly taking suggestions. Remember, the bigger the better. The goal is to WADDLE through Halloween, and to be afraid of being tipped over by

someone bigger and drunker than you. That's what makes the night so spooooky.