hannernator March 12, 2005

Ok, so I’ve never actually exercised regularly in my whole life, which probably would shock you if you saw the muscle bound friends that I hang around. Not to mention that I grew up in Eugene, Oregon, founding home of Nike. Way back when, Eugene was where all of the hot shot runners came to train and get free shoes. There were so many runners running about, that I was actually mowed down by one on the sidewalk when I was a kid. Or maybe it was a bicyclist. Or a roller blader. The point is, it was someone, doing something sporty, and it’s possibly why I’ve steered clear of the whole scene ever since. But all that is about to change! I’m starting a very exciting exercise regimen of my own design. I call it “Meet the Muscles!” and it will involve jogging, swimming push-ups, jazzercise, kicking things, circus tricks…you name it. You may wonder...swimming push-ups? What are those? Let's just a say, they're a fantastico way to grow underwater muscles.