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Brooklyn Shuffle February 16, 2005

A good thing to remember when you’re walking around in Brooklyn, is to keep an eye on your feet. Dog poo land mines abound, and it’s best to really “be on your toes” in every sense. This challenge only increases after a long stretch of winter, when the dog poo of yore begins to reveal itself from piles of old snow and ice. Often you're faced with not only current dog poo, but historical dog poo as well.

So it's important to make sacrifices when you’re walking to the subway. In the interest of poo dodging, you might need to avoid all other distractions, sidewalk/or not sidewalk related.

But once in awhile, you have to take your chances, bravely hope for the best, and look up.

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Lucas Feb. 17, 2005

The poo of the frozen then thawed type is particularly repulsive. Like the little poos who get all curled up and cozy under a blanket of snow and ice, only to blossom like a spring flower come April, only instead of blossoming they smell really bad and look like they had too much to drink.

wendy Feb. 17, 2005

I am glad you have the hope at least! Especially in the face of all the poo!

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